She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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