discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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