Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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