I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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