So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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