As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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