He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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