So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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