OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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