i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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