Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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