No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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