It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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