This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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