Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Randomize
