i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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