Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize