how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
