I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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