I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize