ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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