THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
