hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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