He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just high enough for therapy.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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