i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We have so much sex to catch up on
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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