just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
