So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
