careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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