I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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