Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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