Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So vagazzling was a success
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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