oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Do you still have your period?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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