His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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