There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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