Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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