Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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