Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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