awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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