i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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