I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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