we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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