OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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