so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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