WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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