dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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