Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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