Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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