honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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