can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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