Are we in a gay sports bar?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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