we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
