oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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