i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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