everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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