so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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