You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
